1 00:00:09,052 --> 00:00:13,186 ♪ Hope 2 00:00:18,844 --> 00:00:23,239 ♪ Away from you 3 00:00:23,240 --> 00:00:27,200 ♪ Ah 4 00:00:28,898 --> 00:00:34,555 ♪ Song 5 00:00:52,356 --> 00:00:56,142 They say people look like their dogs. 6 00:00:57,535 --> 00:01:01,669 But when you're in a garden club, 7 00:01:01,670 --> 00:01:03,236 you're more like the flowers you plant. 8 00:01:03,237 --> 00:01:04,802 Oh, Alice! 9 00:01:04,803 --> 00:01:06,326 Those are going back to the store, sweetie. 10 00:01:06,327 --> 00:01:08,502 But we always do geraniums. 11 00:01:08,503 --> 00:01:10,808 Well, if we want a shot at winning back the cup this year, 12 00:01:10,809 --> 00:01:12,375 we need to go more exotic. 13 00:01:14,552 --> 00:01:19,426 If I was a flower, I think I'd be a geranium. 14 00:01:19,427 --> 00:01:22,733 Sure, they might be boring in a garden, 15 00:01:22,734 --> 00:01:27,129 but that's because they're meant to run wild in a meadow. 16 00:01:27,130 --> 00:01:30,132 ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah 17 00:01:30,133 --> 00:01:31,525 ♪ Let us sing 18 00:01:31,526 --> 00:01:33,266 The worst thing you can do to a geranium? 19 00:01:33,267 --> 00:01:37,096 Plant one where it doesn't belong, 20 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:41,143 because eventually someone just walks all over it. 21 00:01:47,890 --> 00:01:50,326 Gosh, you should see this thing, Alice. 22 00:01:50,327 --> 00:01:53,068 Coyote V-8 with dual Bilstein shocks. 23 00:01:53,069 --> 00:01:54,591 Just ask her for the money. 24 00:01:54,592 --> 00:01:57,246 It is the exact '68 Bronco I restored with my dad. 25 00:01:57,247 --> 00:01:59,379 If anybody owes you, it's your ex. 26 00:02:01,947 --> 00:02:07,387 Our landscaper, Brett, is a dandelion. 27 00:02:07,388 --> 00:02:09,171 Good thing about dandelions? 28 00:02:09,172 --> 00:02:10,607 Come on. Let's see Mommy. 29 00:02:10,608 --> 00:02:13,436 They can grow just about anywhere. 30 00:02:13,437 --> 00:02:15,351 They're built to survive... 31 00:02:17,746 --> 00:02:20,878 Unless they catch their wives pollinating 32 00:02:20,879 --> 00:02:23,794 with another flower. 33 00:02:25,362 --> 00:02:29,974 Then they shrivel up, and all that's left is a wish. 34 00:02:33,631 --> 00:02:35,197 I'm going to murder Marilyn. 35 00:02:35,198 --> 00:02:37,373 Unless I get to her first. 36 00:02:37,374 --> 00:02:39,201 She just told me to plant twice as many tulips 37 00:02:39,202 --> 00:02:40,376 because we're Dutch all of a sudden 38 00:02:40,377 --> 00:02:41,638 and living in Holland. 39 00:02:41,639 --> 00:02:43,292 Like I haven't had a plan in place. 40 00:02:43,293 --> 00:02:44,598 I mean, who does she think worked 41 00:02:44,599 --> 00:02:46,165 with the landscape architect for three months? 42 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:47,818 - Not her. - Not her. 43 00:02:47,819 --> 00:02:50,517 This isn't some Vegas buffet where you just stick the tacos 44 00:02:50,518 --> 00:02:52,083 right next to the Chinese food. 45 00:02:52,084 --> 00:02:56,044 Our vice president, Catherine, is a zinnia. 46 00:02:57,829 --> 00:03:01,702 She is the hardest-working flower in the garden. 47 00:03:03,008 --> 00:03:07,838 ♪ I thought you knew I knew ♪ 48 00:03:07,839 --> 00:03:08,839 ♪ But why 49 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:12,930 ♪ And by and why 50 00:03:12,931 --> 00:03:15,019 ♪ And by and by 51 00:03:15,020 --> 00:03:17,935 Zinnias bloom heavily, regardless of climate. 52 00:03:21,244 --> 00:03:25,160 All they ask for is a little sunlight from their husband. 53 00:03:28,512 --> 00:03:31,253 But they seldom get what they need. 54 00:03:31,254 --> 00:03:33,255 So we started in 1952 55 00:03:33,256 --> 00:03:35,170 as housewives who just wanted an excuse 56 00:03:35,171 --> 00:03:37,607 to get out and drink gimlets before their husbands got home. 57 00:03:37,608 --> 00:03:38,913 Love. 58 00:03:38,914 --> 00:03:40,828 Oh, we've also won the Southeastern Michigan 59 00:03:40,829 --> 00:03:42,525 Gardening Cup ten years in a row--well, 60 00:03:42,526 --> 00:03:43,961 until Bloomfield Hills cheated 61 00:03:43,962 --> 00:03:46,094 with their genetically engineered magnolias. 62 00:03:46,095 --> 00:03:50,491 So what percentage would you say is actual, like, gardening? 63 00:03:51,796 --> 00:03:53,188 Most of it. 64 00:03:53,189 --> 00:03:55,277 - Hmm. - Why? 65 00:03:55,278 --> 00:03:56,974 Because I'm more into the gimlet part. 66 00:04:01,763 --> 00:04:06,070 Might, uh, want to wear the old Louboutins next time. 67 00:04:06,071 --> 00:04:07,985 Oh. 68 00:04:07,986 --> 00:04:09,683 These are the old ones. 69 00:04:09,684 --> 00:04:12,033 Our newest volunteer, Birdie, 70 00:04:12,034 --> 00:04:15,558 is a classic lily of the valley. 71 00:04:15,559 --> 00:04:17,168 ♪ Let us sing, let us sing 72 00:04:17,169 --> 00:04:21,738 Invasive, wild, and without boundaries. 73 00:04:21,739 --> 00:04:23,914 ♪ Birds and bees and television ♪ 74 00:04:23,915 --> 00:04:26,787 They're notorious in Grosse Pointe... 75 00:04:26,788 --> 00:04:28,571 ♪ Many little silly rhymes 76 00:04:28,572 --> 00:04:30,921 ♪ Things forgotten lost their time ♪ 77 00:04:30,922 --> 00:04:33,402 ♪ Telephones and silly games 78 00:04:33,403 --> 00:04:35,404 And extremely toxic... 79 00:04:35,405 --> 00:04:38,146 To everything that gets in its path. 80 00:04:39,801 --> 00:04:42,498 Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God! 81 00:04:46,721 --> 00:04:48,939 Ugh. 82 00:04:48,940 --> 00:04:51,159 Women like her don't volunteer voluntarily. 83 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:54,249 Well, maybe she's, uh, got a real appreciation 84 00:04:54,250 --> 00:04:55,468 for Mother Nature. 85 00:04:57,558 --> 00:04:59,298 I heard she got sentenced to, like, a million hours 86 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:00,603 of community service. 87 00:05:00,604 --> 00:05:02,388 She did kill an innocent fountain. 88 00:05:02,389 --> 00:05:03,911 Tennis club kicked her out too. 89 00:05:03,912 --> 00:05:05,347 Oh, that's like getting banned from church. 90 00:05:07,219 --> 00:05:08,350 Mm. 91 00:05:08,351 --> 00:05:10,352 Girl's getting eaten by her own. 92 00:05:11,615 --> 00:05:13,094 This is not going to end well for her. 93 00:05:13,095 --> 00:05:14,356 Eh. 94 00:05:14,357 --> 00:05:16,011 What's the worst that could happen? 95 00:05:21,451 --> 00:05:24,453 ♪ Hope 96 00:05:24,454 --> 00:05:25,672 Here's what they don't tell you 97 00:05:25,673 --> 00:05:28,239 when you join a garden club. 98 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:31,982 Once you mix a bunch of different flowers together, 99 00:05:31,983 --> 00:05:35,246 they all may look perfect on the surface, 100 00:05:35,247 --> 00:05:39,163 but you never really know what's growing underneath. 101 00:05:43,604 --> 00:05:45,648 So this isn't just a home, my friends. 102 00:05:45,649 --> 00:05:46,954 It's a work of art. 103 00:05:46,955 --> 00:05:48,477 ♪ Ooh, play, yeah 104 00:05:48,478 --> 00:05:50,479 ♪ Ooh, play 105 00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:51,524 See that? 106 00:05:51,525 --> 00:05:53,047 You think shower, right? 107 00:05:53,048 --> 00:05:55,049 Boom, steam room. 108 00:05:55,050 --> 00:05:58,444 And in the closet, we have all custom woodwork, 109 00:05:58,445 --> 00:06:00,141 antique deco accents. 110 00:06:00,142 --> 00:06:01,708 You'd think you're on Rodeo Drive 111 00:06:01,709 --> 00:06:03,057 and not in the Midwest. 112 00:06:03,058 --> 00:06:05,929 - Wow. - Right this way. 113 00:06:05,930 --> 00:06:08,976 And that's the $3.5 million tour. 114 00:06:08,977 --> 00:06:10,847 It's gorgeous. 115 00:06:10,848 --> 00:06:11,979 Think it over. 116 00:06:11,980 --> 00:06:13,850 It's going to go fast. 117 00:06:13,851 --> 00:06:16,071 ♪ I don't even know 118 00:06:17,464 --> 00:06:18,420 Seems promising. 119 00:06:18,421 --> 00:06:20,291 Never going to happen. 120 00:06:20,292 --> 00:06:22,990 But I know one deal we can still close. 121 00:06:22,991 --> 00:06:26,950 ♪ No, no, no 122 00:06:26,951 --> 00:06:29,083 ♪ No, no, no 123 00:06:29,084 --> 00:06:31,085 ♪ I don't even know 124 00:06:31,086 --> 00:06:34,567 ♪ No, no, no 125 00:06:34,568 --> 00:06:36,482 It's from France. 126 00:06:36,483 --> 00:06:39,659 We should go to Paris. 127 00:06:39,660 --> 00:06:40,660 Like, now? 128 00:06:40,661 --> 00:06:41,835 Whenever. 129 00:06:41,836 --> 00:06:43,793 You're not leaving your family. 130 00:06:43,794 --> 00:06:45,447 Why not? 131 00:06:45,448 --> 00:06:47,536 We work for your father-in-law. 132 00:06:47,537 --> 00:06:49,756 So? 133 00:06:49,757 --> 00:06:51,148 We could lose everything. 134 00:06:51,149 --> 00:06:53,151 Maybe it'd be worth it. 135 00:06:55,066 --> 00:06:56,937 We'd hurt a lot of people. 136 00:06:56,938 --> 00:06:58,505 Hold that thought. 137 00:07:05,860 --> 00:07:07,556 What's this for? 138 00:07:07,557 --> 00:07:09,732 Every time your husband can't see 139 00:07:09,733 --> 00:07:13,693 what makes you so special, 140 00:07:13,694 --> 00:07:15,738 know there's someone who does. 141 00:07:21,266 --> 00:07:23,703 I hope you find your dog, Ms. Morris. 142 00:07:37,239 --> 00:07:40,067 We all get older, but the books stay the same. 143 00:07:40,068 --> 00:07:43,244 That's why they're classics. 144 00:07:43,245 --> 00:07:46,073 Hard to know with poetry, though. 145 00:07:46,074 --> 00:07:48,597 What can I do for you, Mrs. Hollister? 146 00:07:48,598 --> 00:07:53,820 I didn't totally understand Peyton's grade on the final. 147 00:07:53,821 --> 00:07:55,169 What about it? 148 00:07:55,170 --> 00:07:59,173 How anyone could get a D on a poem? 149 00:07:59,174 --> 00:08:01,480 "Watchin' all the snakes, curvin' all the fakes. 150 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:03,264 "Phone never on, I don't conversate. 151 00:08:03,265 --> 00:08:04,526 "I don't compromise, 152 00:08:04,527 --> 00:08:07,486 I just penetrate." 153 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:09,096 It's beautiful. 154 00:08:09,097 --> 00:08:11,751 It's a Kendrick Lamar song. 155 00:08:11,752 --> 00:08:13,796 I'm sure he didn't know that. 156 00:08:13,797 --> 00:08:17,191 The album won a Grammy 157 00:08:17,192 --> 00:08:18,715 and a Pulitzer. 158 00:08:21,109 --> 00:08:23,806 Peyton's having a difficult time this year. 159 00:08:23,807 --> 00:08:25,329 I'm sorry to hear that. 160 00:08:25,330 --> 00:08:27,897 You know, with the whole lacrosse hazing thing? 161 00:08:27,898 --> 00:08:29,725 Wasn't he the hazer? 162 00:08:29,726 --> 00:08:31,118 Two sides to every story. 163 00:08:31,119 --> 00:08:33,338 Unfortunately, not in this case. 164 00:08:35,950 --> 00:08:37,994 Let's be honest. 165 00:08:37,995 --> 00:08:40,475 It's not like my son's going to be the next poet laureate. 166 00:08:40,476 --> 00:08:42,695 Peyton's smart enough to do whatever he wants-- 167 00:08:42,696 --> 00:08:44,174 if he follows the rules. 168 00:08:44,175 --> 00:08:46,612 But aren't rules sort of subjective? 169 00:08:46,613 --> 00:08:48,875 Kind of like poetry. 170 00:08:48,876 --> 00:08:51,574 Now I don't understand. 171 00:08:54,446 --> 00:08:57,274 Peyton's going to get into Michigan. 172 00:08:57,275 --> 00:08:59,669 Not if he plagiarizes. 173 00:09:05,022 --> 00:09:07,067 Where did you go to college? 174 00:09:07,068 --> 00:09:09,591 Does it matter? 175 00:09:09,592 --> 00:09:12,552 I just want to make sure that you understand what's at stake. 176 00:09:34,312 --> 00:09:36,270 So you'll get the next one, babe. 177 00:09:36,271 --> 00:09:38,881 I just thought I had a shot this time. 178 00:09:38,882 --> 00:09:40,361 Should I make a salad? 179 00:09:40,362 --> 00:09:42,145 - Uh, sure. - Oh. 180 00:09:42,146 --> 00:09:44,017 We don't have any lettuce. 181 00:09:44,018 --> 00:09:45,192 I would have cooked. 182 00:09:45,193 --> 00:09:46,628 I got stuck grading papers. 183 00:09:46,629 --> 00:09:48,412 So is this another New York writing job? 184 00:09:48,413 --> 00:09:50,632 Uh, yeah, third rejection this month. 185 00:09:50,633 --> 00:09:53,853 Maybe the universe is sending you a message. 186 00:09:53,854 --> 00:09:55,898 What message is that, Patty? 187 00:09:55,899 --> 00:09:58,292 She's a really good writer, Mom. 188 00:09:58,293 --> 00:09:59,685 Of course she is. 189 00:09:59,686 --> 00:10:03,036 Just those fancy jobs don't go to the best writers. 190 00:10:03,037 --> 00:10:04,385 Who do they go to? 191 00:10:04,386 --> 00:10:05,560 It's all connections. 192 00:10:05,561 --> 00:10:07,040 It's just like Grosse Pointe, 193 00:10:07,041 --> 00:10:09,651 only here, we can help. 194 00:10:09,652 --> 00:10:11,740 I'm still not joining the country club. 195 00:10:11,741 --> 00:10:13,699 We're just saying, life doesn't have to be 196 00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:16,092 such a struggle. 197 00:10:16,093 --> 00:10:18,007 Well, it's kind of what artists do. 198 00:10:18,008 --> 00:10:19,052 Mm-hmm. 199 00:10:19,053 --> 00:10:21,403 They paint restaurant signs? 200 00:10:24,275 --> 00:10:25,232 Pays the rent, Dad. 201 00:10:25,233 --> 00:10:27,277 OK, stop. 202 00:10:27,278 --> 00:10:28,714 Should we tell them? 203 00:10:28,715 --> 00:10:30,063 I thought you wanted to wait till dessert. 204 00:10:30,064 --> 00:10:31,325 Tell us what? 205 00:10:31,326 --> 00:10:34,371 Our rental property is available 206 00:10:34,372 --> 00:10:36,069 at the end of the month. 207 00:10:36,070 --> 00:10:37,548 Oh, wow! 208 00:10:37,549 --> 00:10:38,985 Mm. Huh. 209 00:10:38,986 --> 00:10:40,073 Um-- 210 00:10:40,074 --> 00:10:41,248 This would be free. 211 00:10:41,249 --> 00:10:42,771 And we'd be your neighbors. 212 00:10:42,772 --> 00:10:43,816 See? Everybody wins. 213 00:10:43,817 --> 00:10:45,034 Now, it's four bedrooms, 214 00:10:45,035 --> 00:10:46,122 two and a half baths. 215 00:10:46,123 --> 00:10:47,080 We don't need that much space. 216 00:10:47,081 --> 00:10:48,298 A huge backyard. 217 00:10:48,299 --> 00:10:49,343 Put a whole putting green back there. 218 00:10:49,344 --> 00:10:51,127 - We don't golf. - Or a trampoline. 219 00:10:51,128 --> 00:10:53,696 - We don't jump. - A swing set. 220 00:10:55,002 --> 00:10:56,176 Not again, Mom. 221 00:10:56,177 --> 00:10:57,220 Good schools. 222 00:10:57,221 --> 00:10:59,005 It's just not the right time. 223 00:10:59,006 --> 00:11:01,268 Grandma and Grandpa would be just a hop, skip, 224 00:11:01,269 --> 00:11:02,530 and a jump away. - That's right. 225 00:11:02,531 --> 00:11:04,315 I'm not sure I want kids. 226 00:11:10,626 --> 00:11:13,106 Yet. 227 00:11:13,107 --> 00:11:14,977 Of course. 228 00:11:14,978 --> 00:11:17,327 No pressure. 229 00:11:17,328 --> 00:11:19,808 I'm just saying, there's a lot of things 230 00:11:19,809 --> 00:11:21,723 I want to do before that. 231 00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:24,291 I felt the same when I was your age. 232 00:11:24,292 --> 00:11:26,380 So you get it? 233 00:11:26,381 --> 00:11:28,469 The thing is, 234 00:11:28,470 --> 00:11:32,778 dreamers don't get far. 235 00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:35,302 They just get hurt. 236 00:11:35,303 --> 00:11:37,696 Appreciate it. 237 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:41,003 So any news on your missing dog? 238 00:11:54,365 --> 00:11:56,410 I think I have an image problem. 239 00:11:56,411 --> 00:11:59,500 Could start by having solid food for lunch. 240 00:11:59,501 --> 00:12:01,632 Does everyone hate me? 241 00:12:01,633 --> 00:12:03,330 I don't. 242 00:12:03,331 --> 00:12:05,201 OK, but I pay you to lie. 243 00:12:05,202 --> 00:12:08,248 This happens to a lot of clients. 244 00:12:08,249 --> 00:12:10,250 Keep your head down, do your community service 245 00:12:10,251 --> 00:12:11,338 like the judge said-- 246 00:12:11,339 --> 00:12:12,774 And then what? 247 00:12:12,775 --> 00:12:15,777 Then we rebuild you from the ground up. 248 00:12:15,778 --> 00:12:17,213 How? 249 00:12:17,214 --> 00:12:20,521 By giving the world a reason to like you again. 250 00:12:20,522 --> 00:12:22,958 Yeah. How? 251 00:12:22,959 --> 00:12:25,352 You into cleft palates? 252 00:12:25,353 --> 00:12:27,006 I'm not against them. 253 00:12:27,007 --> 00:12:28,137 Great. 254 00:12:28,138 --> 00:12:29,748 We'll do a college scholarship. 255 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,358 For a kid with a cleft palate? 256 00:12:31,359 --> 00:12:32,794 They're all the rage on social media. 257 00:12:32,795 --> 00:12:34,883 This isn't about trying to trend. 258 00:12:34,884 --> 00:12:38,800 No, it's about getting your life back. 259 00:12:38,801 --> 00:12:42,717 What if it's not worth going back to? 260 00:12:42,718 --> 00:12:45,154 My job's to control how you look, honey, 261 00:12:45,155 --> 00:12:46,635 not how you feel. 262 00:12:52,206 --> 00:12:53,597 Mm. 263 00:12:53,598 --> 00:12:55,730 So why are we drinking here? 264 00:12:57,646 --> 00:13:01,823 I, uh, got some news today. 265 00:13:01,824 --> 00:13:03,042 Oh, my God. 266 00:13:03,043 --> 00:13:04,434 Did Melissa give you money for the cars? 267 00:13:04,435 --> 00:13:05,696 Oh, no, no, no. 268 00:13:05,697 --> 00:13:06,742 Not yet. 269 00:13:09,049 --> 00:13:11,224 Oh, hey, if you're trying to get me drunk, 270 00:13:11,225 --> 00:13:12,834 I'm already there. 271 00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:14,576 Good. 272 00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:23,410 Uh... 273 00:13:23,411 --> 00:13:25,891 some guys were putting in a, um-- 274 00:13:25,892 --> 00:13:28,981 a sprinkler system at the Murphys, 275 00:13:28,982 --> 00:13:31,070 you know, by the park. 276 00:13:31,071 --> 00:13:32,680 OK. 277 00:13:32,681 --> 00:13:36,075 They, uh--they-- they found Molly. 278 00:13:36,076 --> 00:13:38,947 Wait. 279 00:13:38,948 --> 00:13:40,950 Where is she? 280 00:13:50,568 --> 00:13:54,615 The Parks Department said they'd, um, 281 00:13:54,616 --> 00:13:57,487 make whatever arrangements you wanted. 282 00:13:57,488 --> 00:14:02,231 No. 283 00:14:02,232 --> 00:14:04,233 I know. 284 00:14:21,817 --> 00:14:24,820 So she got hit by a car or something? 285 00:14:28,998 --> 00:14:31,914 Attacked by an animal? 286 00:14:34,003 --> 00:14:35,962 Just say it. 287 00:14:38,051 --> 00:14:42,968 Um, someone... 288 00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:45,144 shot her. 289 00:14:48,539 --> 00:14:51,454 My dog was murdered? 290 00:14:58,419 --> 00:15:01,551 Molly would smell this a mile away. 291 00:15:01,552 --> 00:15:04,424 Every dog will smell this, like police dogs! 292 00:15:04,425 --> 00:15:06,339 Make her stop! 293 00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:08,428 All right, lady, listen to me. 294 00:15:08,429 --> 00:15:10,430 You're going to take all of that crazy, 295 00:15:10,431 --> 00:15:14,216 and you are going to put it someplace else, way down deep. 296 00:15:14,217 --> 00:15:16,218 Can you please do that for me? 297 00:15:16,219 --> 00:15:17,524 I don't want to go to jail. 298 00:15:17,525 --> 00:15:19,526 That is not going to happen. 299 00:15:19,527 --> 00:15:21,920 And how do you know? 300 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,704 When Marilyn was elected president over me, 301 00:15:23,705 --> 00:15:26,141 I had a mental health crisis, OK? 302 00:15:26,142 --> 00:15:28,187 She drove her Range Rover straight through the garden. 303 00:15:28,188 --> 00:15:29,362 Did donuts in the peonies. 304 00:15:29,363 --> 00:15:30,537 Yeah, and the tulips. 305 00:15:30,538 --> 00:15:32,452 Point is, I barely knew these guys, 306 00:15:32,453 --> 00:15:34,541 and they helped me replant everything. 307 00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:38,284 We all have each other's backs. 308 00:15:38,285 --> 00:15:40,068 First rule of garden club. 309 00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:48,990 Bleach. 310 00:15:48,991 --> 00:15:50,644 You know, for the smell. 311 00:15:50,645 --> 00:15:52,602 That's a good idea. 312 00:15:52,603 --> 00:15:55,649 But what are we going to do about that? 313 00:16:03,179 --> 00:16:05,224 As president of the garden society, 314 00:16:05,225 --> 00:16:07,139 I'd like to call this meeting to order. 315 00:16:07,140 --> 00:16:11,012 Let's start with a moment of silence 316 00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:14,494 for our extended family member, 317 00:16:14,495 --> 00:16:18,977 Alice's dear companion of so many years, Molly. 318 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,543 Yeah. 319 00:16:23,199 --> 00:16:25,070 Oh, hey, is it cool if we park 320 00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:27,376 in the loading zone on Sunday? 321 00:16:27,377 --> 00:16:29,030 I'm sure it's fine. Excuse me. 322 00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:31,251 Can I sit there? Excuse me. 323 00:16:34,254 --> 00:16:36,385 Why is this man trying to hold my hand? 324 00:16:36,386 --> 00:16:38,344 Someone put a bullet in my dog. 325 00:16:38,345 --> 00:16:41,347 Maybe it was, like, a hunting accident or something. 326 00:16:41,348 --> 00:16:43,523 Because it's golden retriever season? 327 00:16:43,524 --> 00:16:45,394 It was point blank. 328 00:16:45,395 --> 00:16:46,439 Jesus. 329 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:47,657 Shh. 330 00:16:47,658 --> 00:16:49,094 Maybe they were trying to send a message. 331 00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:50,878 Who would do something that cruel? 332 00:16:50,879 --> 00:16:52,619 Try any bitch in Junior League. 333 00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:54,055 Amen. 334 00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:57,450 OK, so, uh, let's talk Winter Gala. 335 00:17:00,193 --> 00:17:03,238 OK, here's where we're at. 336 00:17:03,239 --> 00:17:06,372 I've chosen night jasmine 337 00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:08,069 for the boutonnieres and corsages. 338 00:17:10,899 --> 00:17:12,204 Oh, oh, that reminds me-- 339 00:17:12,205 --> 00:17:13,770 Antonio needs to know how many tuxedos 340 00:17:13,771 --> 00:17:15,076 to donate for the croupiers. 341 00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:17,296 - Ten, one per table. - OK. 342 00:17:17,297 --> 00:17:19,646 Ooh, and Village Chocolates is going to do 343 00:17:19,647 --> 00:17:22,736 these cute little truffles in the shape of poker chips. 344 00:17:22,737 --> 00:17:24,520 I ran into Nancy at pickleball this morning, 345 00:17:24,521 --> 00:17:26,870 and she offered to do dice cake pops. 346 00:17:26,871 --> 00:17:27,958 Oh! 347 00:17:27,959 --> 00:17:29,003 Are we doing a poker theme? 348 00:17:29,004 --> 00:17:30,352 Monaco. 349 00:17:30,353 --> 00:17:32,137 Oh. 350 00:17:32,138 --> 00:17:36,271 Very chic, very elegant, very 007. 351 00:17:36,272 --> 00:17:38,447 Oh, Sandra, we still need a limo service. 352 00:17:38,448 --> 00:17:39,448 So can you ask your brother-- 353 00:17:39,449 --> 00:17:42,321 You want people to go, right? 354 00:17:42,322 --> 00:17:44,975 We plan on topping last year's fundraiser goal. 355 00:17:44,976 --> 00:17:46,412 Not with poker night, you won't. 356 00:17:46,413 --> 00:17:48,283 - Monaco. - Whatever. 357 00:17:48,284 --> 00:17:51,286 I'm just saying, I've been to, like, 5 billion 358 00:17:51,287 --> 00:17:53,332 poker night charity things. 359 00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:55,074 Do you have a better idea? 360 00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:59,338 What about something like 361 00:17:59,339 --> 00:18:01,862 Hot Rocks and Frocks? 362 00:18:01,863 --> 00:18:03,037 Oh, what's that? 363 00:18:03,038 --> 00:18:04,647 We partner with Tiffany's, 364 00:18:04,648 --> 00:18:06,345 get them to design a special pendant 365 00:18:06,346 --> 00:18:07,737 in the shape of a flower-- 366 00:18:07,738 --> 00:18:09,435 because, you know, it's a garden club-- 367 00:18:09,436 --> 00:18:10,566 Oh, we could play the entire 368 00:18:10,567 --> 00:18:12,307 Rolling Stones "Hot Rocks" album. 369 00:18:12,308 --> 00:18:13,787 Yes! 370 00:18:13,788 --> 00:18:16,006 And maybe we dress like '80s Euro Brits. 371 00:18:16,007 --> 00:18:17,138 Like, wear leather jackets. 372 00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:19,140 Totally! Yes! 373 00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:21,316 Ugh, it would be so rad. 374 00:18:21,317 --> 00:18:23,492 And who wouldn't want to go to that event, right? 375 00:18:23,493 --> 00:18:26,191 OK, everyone, everyone, calm down. 376 00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:28,758 That is so sweet, but we are very much 377 00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:30,238 down the road on Monaco, so... 378 00:18:30,239 --> 00:18:33,937 Then why'd you ask if I have anything better? 379 00:18:33,938 --> 00:18:36,418 For next year. 380 00:18:36,419 --> 00:18:38,333 Oh, OK. 381 00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:39,639 You're one of those. 382 00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:41,815 - Excuse me? - Can't control your own life, 383 00:18:41,816 --> 00:18:44,818 so you join a club like this to control everyone else's. 384 00:18:51,913 --> 00:18:54,523 OK. 385 00:18:54,524 --> 00:18:56,873 Going forward, if you guys could please 386 00:18:56,874 --> 00:18:58,092 raise your hands before speaking, 387 00:18:58,093 --> 00:19:00,790 I think we would get way more done. 388 00:19:00,791 --> 00:19:03,184 All right, moving on. 389 00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:05,882 Does anyone have any ideas for venue? 390 00:19:05,883 --> 00:19:07,928 Oh. 391 00:19:11,062 --> 00:19:12,846 Hey! Hey! 392 00:19:12,847 --> 00:19:13,890 Hold up. 393 00:19:13,891 --> 00:19:15,196 Forget it, OK? 394 00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:16,241 Poker night is fine. 395 00:19:16,242 --> 00:19:17,459 No, no, no. 396 00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:19,244 Where'd you get that bracelet? 397 00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:20,680 Oh. It was a gift. 398 00:19:20,681 --> 00:19:21,681 From who? 399 00:19:21,682 --> 00:19:22,682 Some guy. 400 00:19:22,683 --> 00:19:23,770 What's his name? 401 00:19:23,771 --> 00:19:24,945 Get off my jock. 402 00:19:24,946 --> 00:19:28,557 Just tell me his name. 403 00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:32,605 There he goes. 404 00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:45,922 He's, um--hmm-- 405 00:19:45,923 --> 00:19:47,924 he's my colleague. 406 00:19:47,925 --> 00:19:50,840 It's just some appointment D. 407 00:19:50,841 --> 00:19:51,928 He's married. 408 00:19:51,929 --> 00:19:53,016 OK. 409 00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:54,714 What, are you a morality cop? 410 00:19:54,715 --> 00:19:57,107 You know, just because you can have anything you want 411 00:19:57,108 --> 00:20:00,676 doesn't mean you should. 412 00:20:03,941 --> 00:20:05,899 ♪ She's so sweet 413 00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:08,902 ♪ That's what they say about me ♪ 414 00:20:08,903 --> 00:20:10,120 ♪ She's so sweet 415 00:20:10,121 --> 00:20:11,470 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 416 00:20:11,471 --> 00:20:13,211 You're mine for two more minutes. 417 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:16,083 ♪ Mm, a little like me 418 00:20:16,084 --> 00:20:19,129 ♪ That's what I like to believe ♪ 419 00:20:19,130 --> 00:20:20,783 I want to see Mommy. 420 00:20:20,784 --> 00:20:22,959 You will, baby. 421 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,396 ♪ Mm 422 00:20:24,397 --> 00:20:26,573 Can I see Mommy now? 423 00:20:27,835 --> 00:20:29,096 Yep, let's go. 424 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:32,665 Hey. Nice, buddy. 425 00:20:32,666 --> 00:20:34,797 - Remember to snap your wrist. - Great throw, though. 426 00:20:34,798 --> 00:20:36,582 But snap your wrist if you want to make it spiral. 427 00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:38,366 OK, so these are for your house. 428 00:20:38,367 --> 00:20:40,499 They are all washed and folded and ready to go. 429 00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:41,848 What was wrong with all the plaid ones 430 00:20:41,849 --> 00:20:42,892 they made us buy? 431 00:20:42,893 --> 00:20:43,980 Oh, we already took care of that. 432 00:20:43,981 --> 00:20:45,068 Oh, no. I'll Venmo you. 433 00:20:45,069 --> 00:20:46,548 Oh, don't be silly. 434 00:20:46,549 --> 00:20:48,289 By the way, we need to swap days this week. 435 00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:49,725 Uh, what for? 436 00:20:49,726 --> 00:20:51,510 Well, Connor's going to speak at Zach's Career Day, 437 00:20:51,511 --> 00:20:52,902 and we just want to be able to take the kids 438 00:20:52,903 --> 00:20:54,426 out for dinner afterwards. 439 00:20:54,427 --> 00:20:57,298 Just thought I'd jump on that grenade for you, pal. 440 00:20:57,299 --> 00:21:01,302 Well, I--I could do it. I could do Career Day. 441 00:21:01,303 --> 00:21:02,912 - Uh, we already signed up. - Yeah. 442 00:21:02,913 --> 00:21:04,218 Then you wouldn't have to switch days. 443 00:21:04,219 --> 00:21:06,220 Oh, don't be silly. 444 00:21:06,221 --> 00:21:07,308 Would you quit saying that? 445 00:21:07,309 --> 00:21:08,745 I'm not a child. 446 00:21:11,052 --> 00:21:12,357 Uh, 447 00:21:12,358 --> 00:21:13,836 I mean, you are the one that always says 448 00:21:13,837 --> 00:21:17,187 that working at the garden center isn't a career. 449 00:21:17,188 --> 00:21:18,537 Well, I--I am the manager. 450 00:21:18,538 --> 00:21:20,539 But it's not exactly what you aspired to be. 451 00:21:20,540 --> 00:21:22,192 Fine, but the only reason I'm doing it 452 00:21:22,193 --> 00:21:24,499 is because you boned me on our deal 453 00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:26,022 when you started boning him. 454 00:21:26,023 --> 00:21:27,373 What deal? 455 00:21:29,984 --> 00:21:31,332 We kind of agreed... 456 00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:32,507 Promised, Melissa. 457 00:21:32,508 --> 00:21:33,682 That he would put me through law school 458 00:21:33,683 --> 00:21:35,771 and take care of the family, and then 459 00:21:35,772 --> 00:21:37,295 when I got a job, it would be his turn. 460 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:38,600 And I finally have some opportunities 461 00:21:38,601 --> 00:21:40,646 to get my car restoration business off the ground. 462 00:21:40,647 --> 00:21:42,212 So what? This is a shakedown? 463 00:21:42,213 --> 00:21:45,346 We had an agreement. 464 00:21:45,347 --> 00:21:47,914 Unfortunately, an agreement's 465 00:21:47,915 --> 00:21:50,395 not the same as a contract, Brett. 466 00:21:52,398 --> 00:21:53,876 - Oh, I got it! - I got it! 467 00:21:55,966 --> 00:21:57,010 No, mine! - What? 468 00:21:57,011 --> 00:21:58,882 Aw. OK. 469 00:22:00,841 --> 00:22:03,233 You see what your dad did there? 470 00:22:03,234 --> 00:22:05,497 You gotta snap your wrist, Dad. 471 00:22:11,591 --> 00:22:13,766 You guys must think I'm total garbage. 472 00:22:13,767 --> 00:22:14,810 Hey. 473 00:22:14,811 --> 00:22:17,247 No one's judging. 474 00:22:17,248 --> 00:22:19,554 He wanted to blend our families. 475 00:22:19,555 --> 00:22:22,383 Stepdads can be real buttholes. 476 00:22:22,384 --> 00:22:26,648 Just, none of this makes any sense. 477 00:22:26,649 --> 00:22:30,739 That's why you need to talk to him. 478 00:22:32,089 --> 00:22:34,961 OK. 479 00:22:34,962 --> 00:22:38,921 Uh, maybe now is not the best time. 480 00:22:41,838 --> 00:22:43,273 - Ugh. - ♪ It's a different grind 481 00:22:43,274 --> 00:22:44,405 ♪ Of a different kind 482 00:22:44,406 --> 00:22:45,537 ♪ I never met a magnet 483 00:22:45,538 --> 00:22:46,712 ♪ That changed its mind 484 00:22:46,713 --> 00:22:47,756 ♪ Read between the times 485 00:22:47,757 --> 00:22:49,149 ♪ And decide the crime 486 00:22:49,150 --> 00:22:50,411 ♪ I'm a real rich bitch 487 00:22:50,412 --> 00:22:52,065 ♪ Three dollars, six dimes, uh ♪ 488 00:22:52,066 --> 00:22:53,675 ♪ And I think I'm having premonitions ♪ 489 00:22:53,676 --> 00:22:55,024 ♪ Fire rings 490 00:22:55,025 --> 00:22:56,374 ♪ What's a breeze to a sunspot? ♪ 491 00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:57,636 ♪ Tighten up your circle 492 00:22:57,637 --> 00:22:58,593 ♪ Call me when you get this 493 00:22:58,594 --> 00:22:59,942 ♪ Take your own advice 494 00:22:59,943 --> 00:23:01,422 ♪ If the miss is on your wish list ♪ 495 00:23:01,423 --> 00:23:02,336 ♪ It's a different grind 496 00:23:02,337 --> 00:23:03,381 ♪ Of a different kind 497 00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:04,425 ♪ I never met a magnet 498 00:23:04,426 --> 00:23:05,470 ♪ That changed its mind 499 00:23:05,471 --> 00:23:06,471 ♪ Read between the times 500 00:23:06,472 --> 00:23:07,863 ♪ And decide the crime 501 00:23:07,864 --> 00:23:08,908 ♪ I'm a real rich bitch 502 00:23:08,909 --> 00:23:10,170 ♪ Three dollars, six dimes 503 00:23:10,171 --> 00:23:11,171 ♪ It's better not to know 504 00:23:11,172 --> 00:23:12,390 ♪ Than to know it ain't so 505 00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:13,434 ♪ No, go, not the G-O 506 00:23:13,435 --> 00:23:14,609 ♪ A whammy in the O 507 00:23:14,610 --> 00:23:16,611 ♪ Oh, oh, know it ain't so 508 00:23:16,612 --> 00:23:18,091 ♪ No, go, not the G-O 509 00:23:18,092 --> 00:23:19,353 ♪ A whammy in the O 510 00:23:30,670 --> 00:23:31,800 ♪ It's a different grind 511 00:23:31,801 --> 00:23:32,801 ♪ Of a different kind 512 00:23:32,802 --> 00:23:34,281 ♪ I never met a magnet 513 00:23:34,282 --> 00:23:35,282 ♪ That changed its mind 514 00:23:35,283 --> 00:23:36,457 ♪ No, go, not the G-O 515 00:23:36,458 --> 00:23:38,459 ♪ A whammy in the O 516 00:23:47,295 --> 00:23:48,426 Get the gas. 517 00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:50,428 OK. 518 00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:51,907 Oh, God. - Soak the interior. 519 00:23:51,908 --> 00:23:53,213 Got it. 520 00:23:53,214 --> 00:23:55,650 - You're going to smell! - Better gas than blood! 521 00:23:55,651 --> 00:23:57,478 Crack the window so there's oxygen to feed the fire. 522 00:23:57,479 --> 00:23:58,740 OK. 523 00:23:58,741 --> 00:24:00,700 How many cars have you torched? 524 00:24:03,398 --> 00:24:05,181 Uh, what are you doing? 525 00:24:05,182 --> 00:24:06,836 I'm stressed out! 526 00:24:12,929 --> 00:24:14,714 Oh. 527 00:24:18,282 --> 00:24:20,154 - Oh. - Huh. 528 00:24:27,030 --> 00:24:29,205 You were supposed to hang on to it! 529 00:24:29,206 --> 00:24:30,511 Why can't it just burn? 530 00:24:30,512 --> 00:24:32,949 Because they can still track it! 531 00:24:34,864 --> 00:24:35,603 This is crazy. 532 00:24:35,604 --> 00:24:38,780 Brett, don't. 533 00:24:38,781 --> 00:24:39,826 Brett! 534 00:24:44,700 --> 00:24:46,179 Hey, honey. When did you lose your tooth? 535 00:24:46,180 --> 00:24:47,789 It fell out at Mommy's. 536 00:24:47,790 --> 00:24:48,921 Huh. 537 00:24:48,922 --> 00:24:50,836 Whoo! 538 00:24:50,837 --> 00:24:53,839 Want to buy Daddy one of those with your tooth fairy money? 539 00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:55,971 Connor already put it in her 529 plan. 540 00:24:55,972 --> 00:24:57,016 What? 541 00:24:57,017 --> 00:24:58,147 That's lame! 542 00:24:58,148 --> 00:24:59,584 Mom said he's the smartest. 543 00:24:59,585 --> 00:25:01,324 We should listen to him. 544 00:25:01,325 --> 00:25:02,935 Oh, yeah? 545 00:25:02,936 --> 00:25:07,809 Well, Connor doesn't know everything. 546 00:25:12,380 --> 00:25:14,556 both: Whoo! 547 00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:26,698 Your house is fab. 548 00:25:26,699 --> 00:25:28,047 Thanks. 549 00:25:28,048 --> 00:25:30,963 He got all the furniture. 550 00:25:30,964 --> 00:25:32,268 Huh. 551 00:25:32,269 --> 00:25:34,793 Why don't you buy more? 552 00:25:34,794 --> 00:25:37,012 Keep thinking I'll sell. 553 00:25:37,013 --> 00:25:41,800 Well, uh, we both know a great realtor. 554 00:25:41,801 --> 00:25:43,149 Oh. 555 00:25:43,150 --> 00:25:45,499 That makes so much more sense. 556 00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:48,023 Yeah. 557 00:25:51,114 --> 00:25:52,724 You were right about me. 558 00:25:52,725 --> 00:25:54,421 I'm an even bigger mess. 559 00:25:54,422 --> 00:25:56,685 At least you're not cheating on your husband. 560 00:25:59,775 --> 00:26:00,993 Why don't you leave him? 561 00:26:00,994 --> 00:26:02,124 It's not that easy. 562 00:26:02,125 --> 00:26:04,258 Gets easier with practice. Trust me. 563 00:26:05,825 --> 00:26:07,260 I've got kids. 564 00:26:07,261 --> 00:26:10,133 Yeah, but how could you live like that? 565 00:26:12,135 --> 00:26:14,573 I've got kids. 566 00:26:16,183 --> 00:26:17,967 I don't understand. 567 00:26:19,882 --> 00:26:25,540 They are what keep me from driving my car into a fountain. 568 00:26:37,073 --> 00:26:38,683 How come guys like Gary always think 569 00:26:38,684 --> 00:26:41,120 they can get away with it? 570 00:26:41,121 --> 00:26:44,123 Because they always do. 571 00:26:44,124 --> 00:26:47,475 Maybe they shouldn't. 572 00:26:48,519 --> 00:26:51,783 Yeah, the original '67 had problems with overheating, 573 00:26:51,784 --> 00:26:53,132 so it was known as "The Turd." 574 00:26:53,133 --> 00:26:54,524 I bought a piece of junk? 575 00:26:54,525 --> 00:26:56,004 Uh-uh, opposite. 576 00:26:56,005 --> 00:26:57,658 Carroll Shelby redesigned the chassis 577 00:26:57,659 --> 00:27:00,008 to shoehorn in a water-cooled 427. 578 00:27:00,009 --> 00:27:02,924 This thing is a beast. 579 00:27:02,925 --> 00:27:04,012 I need to pee. 580 00:27:04,013 --> 00:27:05,666 One sec, baby. 581 00:27:05,667 --> 00:27:10,063 But you just got to know some of Shelby's old tricks. 582 00:27:17,026 --> 00:27:19,158 - Yay, Daddy! - Wow! Awesome! 583 00:27:26,557 --> 00:27:28,863 I'm sure Connor knew all that, right? 584 00:27:28,864 --> 00:27:31,474 I have no idea who Connor is, but I really appreciate this. 585 00:27:31,475 --> 00:27:33,825 - Ah. - Can we get lunch now? 586 00:27:34,870 --> 00:27:36,392 Oh, hold on. 587 00:27:36,393 --> 00:27:38,351 - Oh, my pleasure, man. - Come on. 588 00:27:38,352 --> 00:27:40,962 There's got to be some way I can thank you. 589 00:27:47,448 --> 00:27:50,798 Hey, Ms. Morris, you, uh--you got a second? 590 00:27:50,799 --> 00:27:52,365 Your mom send you? 591 00:27:52,366 --> 00:27:55,716 She's a lot, right? 592 00:27:55,717 --> 00:27:57,152 Comes from a good place. 593 00:27:57,153 --> 00:27:58,545 Yeah. 594 00:27:58,546 --> 00:28:03,071 So there was a reason I did what I did. 595 00:28:03,072 --> 00:28:04,116 It was easier? 596 00:28:04,117 --> 00:28:06,161 The song moved me. 597 00:28:06,162 --> 00:28:08,555 It's not honest, Peyton. 598 00:28:08,556 --> 00:28:09,730 All right. 599 00:28:09,731 --> 00:28:11,079 Well, long as we're being honest, 600 00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:12,472 why'd you really give me the D? 601 00:28:12,473 --> 00:28:13,952 The D is for Disappointment. 602 00:28:13,953 --> 00:28:15,214 D is for Dick. 603 00:28:15,215 --> 00:28:16,824 We both know it. - Excuse me? 604 00:28:16,825 --> 00:28:18,304 You just think that I'm a dick, 605 00:28:18,305 --> 00:28:19,784 which I guess a lot of people would agree with-- 606 00:28:19,785 --> 00:28:21,438 That's not true. 607 00:28:24,180 --> 00:28:25,399 Look. 608 00:28:27,836 --> 00:28:31,709 You got to be careful when you make things personal. 609 00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:33,275 What is that supposed to mean? 610 00:28:33,276 --> 00:28:35,756 You know... 611 00:28:35,757 --> 00:28:37,758 karma and stuff. 612 00:28:40,457 --> 00:28:43,285 How's that for honest? 613 00:28:59,215 --> 00:29:02,043 OK. 614 00:29:02,044 --> 00:29:03,566 Here. 615 00:29:03,567 --> 00:29:05,960 Hold still. 616 00:29:05,961 --> 00:29:07,875 It's like school pictures. 617 00:29:07,876 --> 00:29:09,529 Minus the emo bangs. 618 00:29:13,229 --> 00:29:15,578 Wait a minute. 619 00:29:15,579 --> 00:29:16,929 There's a leaf. 620 00:29:19,801 --> 00:29:20,801 ♪ Jingle bells 621 00:29:20,802 --> 00:29:22,020 ♪ Jingle bells 622 00:29:22,021 --> 00:29:23,499 We should go down to the railyard. 623 00:29:23,500 --> 00:29:25,110 To smash it on the tracks? 624 00:29:25,111 --> 00:29:28,809 To put it on a freight train so it seems, 625 00:29:28,810 --> 00:29:30,768 you know, like its owner is still alive. 626 00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:32,117 Yeah, it could buy us some time. 627 00:29:32,118 --> 00:29:33,901 Until the cops find it somewhere in South Dakota 628 00:29:33,902 --> 00:29:35,860 and know dumbasses like us tried to ditch it. 629 00:29:35,861 --> 00:29:37,687 Fine, then a passenger train 630 00:29:37,688 --> 00:29:39,602 like it was accidentally dropped. 631 00:29:39,603 --> 00:29:40,603 Who's going to buy that ticket 632 00:29:40,604 --> 00:29:42,780 in front of all the cameras? 633 00:29:42,781 --> 00:29:44,477 Any decisions? 634 00:29:44,478 --> 00:29:46,785 Uh, we'll take a round of Coneys. 635 00:29:50,701 --> 00:29:52,398 Who eats chili dogs for breakfast? 636 00:29:52,399 --> 00:29:53,878 We do. 637 00:29:53,879 --> 00:29:55,880 So--so there's a receipt? 638 00:29:55,881 --> 00:29:57,011 Oh, like an alibi. 639 00:29:57,012 --> 00:29:58,534 Mm-hmm. 640 00:29:58,535 --> 00:29:59,971 Wait, where's the phone? 641 00:29:59,972 --> 00:30:01,755 And where's Birdie? 642 00:30:09,895 --> 00:30:13,723 I don't think she gets the first rule of garden club. 643 00:30:20,035 --> 00:30:20,861 Mm. 644 00:30:20,862 --> 00:30:22,821 How's that scone? 645 00:30:25,475 --> 00:30:27,476 Mmm. Dope. 646 00:30:27,477 --> 00:30:31,524 So did your guidance counselor explain everything? 647 00:30:31,525 --> 00:30:34,396 Mm, not really, no. 648 00:30:34,397 --> 00:30:36,050 Oh, OK. Uh... 649 00:30:36,051 --> 00:30:38,574 Well, first off, congrats. 650 00:30:38,575 --> 00:30:40,315 You're the very first recipient 651 00:30:40,316 --> 00:30:42,100 of the Birdie Bradley scholarship 652 00:30:42,101 --> 00:30:46,017 for, you know, achievements. 653 00:30:46,018 --> 00:30:48,149 Dope. 654 00:30:48,150 --> 00:30:50,760 You'll get a full ride to the college of your choosing. 655 00:30:50,761 --> 00:30:52,850 Dope. 656 00:30:52,851 --> 00:30:54,982 Do you have any questions? 657 00:30:54,983 --> 00:30:58,159 Uh, no, but thank you. 658 00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:01,162 Oh, uh, do you want another scone? 659 00:31:01,163 --> 00:31:05,123 Or they have really great hot chocolate here. 660 00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:11,346 Can I ask you something? 661 00:31:11,347 --> 00:31:13,218 Sure. 662 00:31:13,219 --> 00:31:15,350 Did you talk to Victoria Farber 663 00:31:15,351 --> 00:31:19,224 about this, uh, thing? 664 00:31:19,225 --> 00:31:20,486 Who--who is she? 665 00:31:20,487 --> 00:31:22,531 Only the smartest nerd in our whole school. 666 00:31:22,532 --> 00:31:24,751 Will probably invent the cure to, like, asthma 667 00:31:24,752 --> 00:31:26,840 or poverty or something. 668 00:31:26,841 --> 00:31:29,103 She sounds boring. 669 00:31:29,104 --> 00:31:31,018 Yeah. 670 00:31:31,019 --> 00:31:33,892 Well, she's a better investment than me. 671 00:31:36,590 --> 00:31:38,765 All right, real talk? 672 00:31:38,766 --> 00:31:41,028 I'm just trying to keep a kid like you 673 00:31:41,029 --> 00:31:43,813 from making the same bad decisions I did. 674 00:31:43,814 --> 00:31:45,163 Like what? 675 00:31:45,164 --> 00:31:46,729 I went to Daytona for spring break. 676 00:31:46,730 --> 00:31:48,166 OK, yeah, but, I mean, 677 00:31:48,167 --> 00:31:49,863 everyone from my school goes there. 678 00:31:49,864 --> 00:31:52,692 In a stolen ice cream truck? 679 00:31:52,693 --> 00:31:54,476 Also got pregnant in 10th grade. 680 00:31:54,477 --> 00:31:57,566 Yeah, well, I'm not dating anyone. 681 00:31:57,567 --> 00:31:59,918 Neither was I. 682 00:32:04,096 --> 00:32:05,793 I still don't get why you picked me. 683 00:32:10,841 --> 00:32:14,018 Because the Victoria Farbers of the world, 684 00:32:14,019 --> 00:32:17,412 they are always going to get what they want. 685 00:32:17,413 --> 00:32:18,458 Now it's your turn. 686 00:32:25,465 --> 00:32:27,770 Dope. 687 00:32:29,512 --> 00:32:32,819 - He is rude, disrespectful... - Yeah. 688 00:32:32,820 --> 00:32:34,168 That little brat's had it out for me 689 00:32:34,169 --> 00:32:35,953 since he started my class. 690 00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:37,258 Doesn't mean he's a dog killer. 691 00:32:37,259 --> 00:32:38,868 I have, what, a couple hundred students 692 00:32:38,869 --> 00:32:40,348 coming through my room every year, 693 00:32:40,349 --> 00:32:42,220 and for the most part, they're all just regular kids. 694 00:32:42,221 --> 00:32:44,439 But every now and then-- and you know this, Dave-- 695 00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:46,006 you get a Peyton. 696 00:32:46,007 --> 00:32:48,661 This is the kid who duct taped a freshman 697 00:32:48,662 --> 00:32:49,967 to the lacrosse goalpost. 698 00:32:49,968 --> 00:32:52,099 - Attempted murder! - Fits the profile. Yeah. 699 00:32:52,100 --> 00:32:54,494 Which is why you got to expel him. 700 00:32:57,627 --> 00:32:59,019 I can't. 701 00:32:59,020 --> 00:33:00,978 Well, he can't just get away with it. 702 00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:02,588 With parents like his, he can. 703 00:33:02,589 --> 00:33:04,198 He shot Molly, Dave. 704 00:33:04,199 --> 00:33:07,288 It wasn't the county that paid for a new lacrosse field. 705 00:33:07,289 --> 00:33:09,725 Oh, come on, that's so gross! 706 00:33:09,726 --> 00:33:11,814 Or our new auditorium. 707 00:33:11,815 --> 00:33:13,468 Do you hear yourself? 708 00:33:13,469 --> 00:33:14,643 Or the robotics lab. 709 00:33:14,644 --> 00:33:17,298 You are the principal! 710 00:33:17,299 --> 00:33:20,736 I'm really sorry about Molly, 711 00:33:20,737 --> 00:33:24,044 but we work for them, Alice. 712 00:33:24,045 --> 00:33:27,352 They don't have to play by the rules. 713 00:33:34,229 --> 00:33:36,970 Almost showtime. 714 00:33:36,971 --> 00:33:38,537 Still got 20 minutes. 715 00:33:38,538 --> 00:33:41,148 And what will we do with the other 18? 716 00:33:41,149 --> 00:33:44,064 Use them to focus on you. 717 00:33:44,065 --> 00:33:45,544 And what about Birdie Bradley? 718 00:33:45,545 --> 00:33:46,936 Who? 719 00:33:46,937 --> 00:33:49,461 Girl you bought the exact same bracelet for? 720 00:33:49,462 --> 00:33:52,986 You and I were on a break. 721 00:33:52,987 --> 00:33:56,946 I can't just be some accessory to you, 722 00:33:56,947 --> 00:33:58,035 like that fridge. 723 00:33:58,036 --> 00:34:01,560 You're a sub-zero, babe. 724 00:34:01,561 --> 00:34:03,736 Those last forever. 725 00:34:07,915 --> 00:34:09,611 Not here. 726 00:34:09,612 --> 00:34:11,483 For old times' sake? 727 00:34:11,484 --> 00:34:12,527 Gotta pee. 728 00:34:12,528 --> 00:34:14,486 Meet you there. 729 00:34:14,487 --> 00:34:17,880 ♪ All the pretty girls walk like this ♪ 730 00:34:17,881 --> 00:34:19,882 ♪ This, this, this 731 00:34:19,883 --> 00:34:21,667 Gotta know the secret password, 732 00:34:21,668 --> 00:34:22,929 or else I won't let you in! 733 00:34:22,930 --> 00:34:24,104 ♪ This, this, this 734 00:34:24,105 --> 00:34:25,323 What's the password, Gary? 735 00:34:25,324 --> 00:34:26,325 Jesus! 736 00:34:28,762 --> 00:34:31,503 Ron? 737 00:34:31,504 --> 00:34:32,895 Ours was blowfish. 738 00:34:32,896 --> 00:34:35,420 Ours too. 739 00:34:35,421 --> 00:34:37,726 Blowfish, babe. 740 00:34:37,727 --> 00:34:38,901 I want you out of your office 741 00:34:38,902 --> 00:34:41,601 and my daughter's house tonight. 742 00:34:52,264 --> 00:34:54,395 Your clothes are on the front lawn. 743 00:34:54,396 --> 00:34:57,659 ♪ All the pretty girls walk like ♪ 744 00:35:03,013 --> 00:35:04,710 Martha Stewart, 745 00:35:04,711 --> 00:35:06,712 Mike "the Situation" Sorrentino, 746 00:35:06,713 --> 00:35:10,411 Ja Rule, country great Willie Nelson-- 747 00:35:10,412 --> 00:35:11,761 what do they have in common? 748 00:35:14,112 --> 00:35:16,548 They all needed... 749 00:35:16,549 --> 00:35:18,898 A tax lawyer. 750 00:35:18,899 --> 00:35:20,160 Yeah. 751 00:35:20,161 --> 00:35:23,903 So it's not all W-2s and 1099s, my friends. 752 00:35:23,904 --> 00:35:26,645 If you play your cards right, you just might get 753 00:35:26,646 --> 00:35:29,343 an opportunity to save one of your heroes 754 00:35:29,344 --> 00:35:32,477 from Uncle Sam. 755 00:35:43,228 --> 00:35:45,925 You can't compete with a mom who owns a bakery. 756 00:35:45,926 --> 00:35:48,362 Yeah, I should have brought cupcakes. 757 00:35:48,363 --> 00:35:49,668 Dad! 758 00:35:49,669 --> 00:35:52,149 ♪ Mm, mm, mm 759 00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:53,237 ♪ Up on a hill 760 00:35:53,238 --> 00:35:54,325 Hey, buddy. 761 00:35:54,326 --> 00:35:56,065 Hi. 762 00:35:56,066 --> 00:35:57,023 Sweet! - Wow! 763 00:35:57,024 --> 00:35:58,198 What's that? 764 00:35:58,199 --> 00:36:00,200 Fastest production car for over 50 years. 765 00:36:00,201 --> 00:36:03,072 Get it above 5,000 RPMs, this thing's a fighter jet. 766 00:36:03,073 --> 00:36:04,204 What's an RPM? 767 00:36:04,205 --> 00:36:05,249 Revolutions per minute. 768 00:36:05,250 --> 00:36:07,947 That's right. 769 00:36:07,948 --> 00:36:08,817 This is my dad. 770 00:36:08,818 --> 00:36:09,949 Who wants to fire it up? 771 00:36:09,950 --> 00:36:10,819 all: Me! 772 00:36:13,345 --> 00:36:17,913 ♪ In the violet sky 773 00:36:27,663 --> 00:36:31,057 I rethought the grade. 774 00:36:31,058 --> 00:36:32,059 What? 775 00:36:36,106 --> 00:36:37,281 You're right. 776 00:36:37,282 --> 00:36:39,021 Poetry is subjective. 777 00:36:39,022 --> 00:36:40,632 I'm glad you see it that way. 778 00:36:40,633 --> 00:36:42,068 Math, science, English-- 779 00:36:42,069 --> 00:36:44,462 none of those make you a good person. 780 00:36:44,463 --> 00:36:45,637 So he's not getting a D? 781 00:36:45,638 --> 00:36:47,465 - No. - Wonderful. 782 00:36:47,466 --> 00:36:49,597 He's getting an F. 783 00:36:49,598 --> 00:36:50,859 For what? 784 00:36:50,860 --> 00:36:53,732 Because you failed him as a parent. 785 00:36:53,733 --> 00:36:55,473 What is your problem, lady? 786 00:36:55,474 --> 00:36:56,648 Peyton is just like every other 787 00:36:56,649 --> 00:36:57,953 spoiled rich kid in this town. 788 00:36:57,954 --> 00:36:59,868 He's a good kid who works his ass off. 789 00:36:59,869 --> 00:37:01,914 When he doesn't get his way, the rest of us pay the price. 790 00:37:01,915 --> 00:37:03,394 You don't know a thing about my son! 791 00:37:03,395 --> 00:37:06,572 Your son killed my dog. 792 00:37:26,287 --> 00:37:28,027 You're the author, right? 793 00:37:28,028 --> 00:37:32,510 Oh, uh, it's just a little Easter egg 794 00:37:32,511 --> 00:37:34,468 I like to leave behind for my fans. 795 00:37:34,469 --> 00:37:36,296 I'm not one of them. 796 00:37:36,297 --> 00:37:37,384 Oh. 797 00:37:37,385 --> 00:37:39,430 Too much sex or too little? 798 00:37:39,431 --> 00:37:40,518 Because my publisher-- 799 00:37:40,519 --> 00:37:42,695 Stay away from my son. 800 00:37:45,959 --> 00:37:48,221 Uh... 801 00:37:48,222 --> 00:37:49,570 I just wanted to help. 802 00:37:49,571 --> 00:37:51,355 Look, we'll take the money. 803 00:37:51,356 --> 00:37:53,008 I thought you might. 804 00:37:53,009 --> 00:37:55,228 But you agreed to no contact. 805 00:37:55,229 --> 00:37:56,795 My parents did. 806 00:37:56,796 --> 00:37:58,405 I know women like you don't normally hear no. 807 00:37:58,406 --> 00:37:59,928 I was 16. 808 00:37:59,929 --> 00:38:02,758 But this is not a road you want to go down. 809 00:38:05,065 --> 00:38:08,894 He doesn't know he's adopted, does he? 810 00:38:08,895 --> 00:38:10,722 Is, uh, everything OK here? 811 00:38:10,723 --> 00:38:13,681 Oh, my God, this is crazy. 812 00:38:13,682 --> 00:38:17,119 I'm the author, OK? 813 00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:18,731 I'm the father. 814 00:38:20,602 --> 00:38:23,778 We're done here. 815 00:38:23,779 --> 00:38:26,086 This lady's writing in the books. 816 00:38:34,616 --> 00:38:36,618 I'll just pay for these. 817 00:38:38,664 --> 00:38:39,751 So where are you going? 818 00:38:39,752 --> 00:38:40,926 Have you seen my blue bike shorts? 819 00:38:40,927 --> 00:38:42,319 The hotel's got a fitness center. 820 00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:43,668 - Where? - Dubai. 821 00:38:43,669 --> 00:38:44,930 OK, no. 822 00:38:44,931 --> 00:38:46,497 You promised Dakota you would help him 823 00:38:46,498 --> 00:38:47,759 with his Pinewood Derby car. 824 00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:49,238 Tools are in the basement. 825 00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:50,762 I'm not a Boy Scout. 826 00:38:50,763 --> 00:38:54,113 Owning a global security firm means I gotta be global. 827 00:38:54,114 --> 00:38:56,333 Addie's parent-teacher conferences are Tuesday. 828 00:38:56,334 --> 00:38:57,943 Then go be the parent at the school 829 00:38:57,944 --> 00:39:00,206 that I have to go to Dubai to pay for. 830 00:39:00,207 --> 00:39:01,991 OK? 831 00:39:13,916 --> 00:39:15,961 ♪ You found me lost 832 00:39:15,962 --> 00:39:19,399 ♪ Loved me like a desert rain ♪ 833 00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:21,445 ♪ I tried, I fought 834 00:39:21,446 --> 00:39:24,970 ♪ But I just don't feel the same ♪ 835 00:39:24,971 --> 00:39:27,146 ♪ I feel possessed 836 00:39:27,147 --> 00:39:30,671 ♪ I speak but can't express 837 00:39:30,672 --> 00:39:32,978 ♪ I lay in bed 838 00:39:32,979 --> 00:39:37,678 ♪ Replaying life we once lived ♪ 839 00:39:37,679 --> 00:39:40,551 ♪ Dime dónde voy 840 00:39:40,552 --> 00:39:42,814 ♪ Dime dónde fui 841 00:39:42,815 --> 00:39:47,645 ♪ I'm going back and forth like branches in the breeze ♪ 842 00:39:49,169 --> 00:39:54,739 ♪ I feel like I'm the outside looking in ♪ 843 00:39:54,740 --> 00:39:58,873 ♪ When I'm with him 844 00:39:58,874 --> 00:40:02,834 ♪ I don't know how to love now ♪ 845 00:40:02,835 --> 00:40:05,837 ♪ I pretend 846 00:40:05,838 --> 00:40:08,796 ♪ When I'm with him 847 00:40:08,797 --> 00:40:11,451 Yeah, finances, the lease records, 848 00:40:11,452 --> 00:40:14,019 whatever dirt you can dig up. 849 00:40:14,020 --> 00:40:16,674 Well, I'm going to need a lot to take the kids. 850 00:40:16,675 --> 00:40:18,240 ♪ I feel possessed 851 00:40:18,241 --> 00:40:22,549 ♪ I can't help but repress 852 00:40:22,550 --> 00:40:24,638 ♪ All of the signs 853 00:40:24,639 --> 00:40:28,337 ♪ Telling me I'm not fine 854 00:40:28,338 --> 00:40:29,817 Good morning, everyone. 855 00:40:29,818 --> 00:40:32,559 Hope you, uh, slept off all that donated champagne. 856 00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:38,086 So Monaco Under the Stars was the biggest success 857 00:40:38,087 --> 00:40:40,132 in the history of the Garden Society. 858 00:40:40,133 --> 00:40:41,960 I guess Lady Luck was on our side. 859 00:40:41,961 --> 00:40:43,483 So let's take a look 860 00:40:43,484 --> 00:40:45,267 at how we're going to use the proceeds. 861 00:40:45,268 --> 00:40:47,661 - Where have you been? - Don't worry about it. 862 00:40:47,662 --> 00:40:49,663 I'm going to worry. I have kids. 863 00:40:49,664 --> 00:40:51,360 What did you do with the phone? 864 00:40:51,361 --> 00:40:53,711 Our hands full with the koi pond. 865 00:40:53,712 --> 00:40:55,452 - Koi pond? - Yeah. 866 00:40:55,453 --> 00:40:57,410 It's going to double as a reflecting pool, 867 00:40:57,411 --> 00:41:00,544 which will make us a shoo-in for next season's cup. 868 00:41:00,545 --> 00:41:03,111 What about the garden? 869 00:41:03,112 --> 00:41:04,809 We'll have to dig it up. 870 00:41:04,810 --> 00:41:06,811 Uh, how much? 871 00:41:06,812 --> 00:41:07,812 All of it. 872 00:41:10,424 --> 00:41:12,338 Come on, I'll show you. 873 00:41:22,305 --> 00:41:25,786 Here's what you learn when you plant a garden. 874 00:41:27,963 --> 00:41:29,964 I don't want to go to jail. 875 00:41:32,446 --> 00:41:36,493 All that beauty is just a happy accident, 876 00:41:36,494 --> 00:41:40,018 a random mix of insects rotting 877 00:41:40,019 --> 00:41:42,586 and compost decaying. 878 00:41:44,240 --> 00:41:48,069 So to make a garden grow, 879 00:41:48,070 --> 00:41:51,204 something has to die.